小幽小默, 齮齮齕齕!

2011年4月30日 星期六

Royal wedding passes without a hitch as Kate and William seal it with a kiss

晚上11:27 Posted by 嘈 No comments
Considering the huge guest list, the crowds, and the massed ranks of cameras, the royal wedding proved an intimate affair

Stephen Bates
guardian.co.uk, Friday 29 April 2011 20.23 BST

Considering the size of the audience, the two sets of trumpeters, two choirs and several of the most senior clerics in the land, the presence of the entire British royal family, 45 crowned heads from around the world and a guest list stretching to nearly 2,000, it was quite an intimate wedding. And, confounding all the understandable fears, nerves and precautions, it went off without a hitch.

Miss Catherine Middleton of Bucklebury, Berkshire went into Westminster Abbey at 11am and came out an hour and a quarter later, holding the hand of the second in line to the throne as Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge – she will not be known as Princess Catherine. At the moment of their wedding, the Queen bestowed a title on her husband, Prince William of Wales. In fact, there were three titles so that none of her realms felt left out: he also became Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus.

Yet, for all the pomp and circumstance surrounding them, the couple found space to share knowing looks and smiles, suggesting that the natural instincts and affections which Dr John Hall, the abbey's dean, told them at the start of the service had been implanted by God, were already in place. There were giggles between them as he struggled to wriggle the Welsh gold ring on to her finger.

Later, appearing on the balcony at Buckingham Palace to give each other the obligatory kiss to satisfy the watching crowd and the massed ranks of the world's cameras, they gave each other the most perfunctory and chaste of pecks, as if slightly dismissive of the public nature of the ritual.

After a couple of minutes, they did it again in case anyone had missed it. But there was another surprise: William and his bride appearing later in his dad's 40-year-old open-topped Aston Martin, festooned with balloons and a Just Wed number plate, roaring out of the palace and heading down the Mall.

On a grey but bright and muggy day in central London – no sign during the morning of the showers that had threatened to break the month's hot weather – police estimated that up to a million people congregated, half of them in the Mall. In contrast to how police count demonstrations, that may have been an overestimate, but there were certainly many thousands. In the only slight sign of trouble, a small group of protesters gathering in Soho Square to put on masks were pre-emptively stalled without getting near.

Overnight several thousand people had camped outside the abbey, where some had bagged space since early in the week, and along the edge of St James's Park. From early morning, many thousands more poured in, parents carrying picnic bags and rucksacks and children with flags and painted faces, wearing their best party dresses, some of them with cardboard crowns and many others with union flag hats. There were whole families, including grannies and grandads and a high proportion of young people, with many tourists among them.

As they made their way across the bridges, tramping towards Westminster, where the abbey glowed white in the early light, the mood was cheery and police officers, asked to take family photos, obliged. It was, Lord Sacks, the chief rabbi, noted on the BBC, Britain and royalty at its best.

Later the prime minister would gush too: "It was beautiful to see two people who really love each other and who are incredibly happy at an amazing ceremony ... A day when we see 'the new team'. It was incredibly romantic and moving.

"It's a great moment for Britain, a moment when everyone is celebrating and it's being watched round the world where people will see lots of things they love about Britain," David Cameron said.

Before 9am the first guests were arriving at the abbey, walking the red carpet that had been laid outside, through the Great West Door, past the tomb of the Unknown Warrior and up to the altar steps. The nave itself was lined with growing trees, eight maples and two hornbeams, with scented lily of the valley flowers planted at their base. The guests looked like an animated Madame Tussauds: Trevor Brooking and Earl Spencer, Elton John – his hair billowing in the wind like his very own fascinator – waving to the crowd with his partner David Furnish, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and the Beckhams, newly arrived from Los Angeles with David wearing his OBE pinned to his suit. Cheering wafted into the abbey from outside.

Then came the foreign leaders: Australia's republican prime minister Julia Gillard and her partner, New Zealand's John Key and his wife . They were followed by British politicians, the men dragooned into morning suits: Ed Miliband and his fiancee Justine Thornton, Nick Clegg – his wife Miriam González Durántez almost defiantly glamorous – followed by David and Samantha Cameron and a clutch of ministers.

Prince William, in the scarlet tunic of the Irish Guards, followed 45 minutes before the service, accompanied by his brother and best man Prince Harry, in time to greet arriving members of foreign royal families. Then, a fleet of four minibuses followed carrying minor royals from Buckingham Palace, like a charabanc outing.

And then there were the Middletons. A week ago Carole Middleton, flight attendant turned successful businesswoman, could have caught a cab unnoticed in Whitehall. Yesterday she and her son James, who has just started his own cake business, were driven by limousine up the Mall, across Horseguards Parade and past the Houses of Parliament past cheering crowds, to be greeted at the abbey door by a clutch of clergy, including the Archbishop of Canterbury in mitre and cope.

Do mothers still dream that their daughters might grow up to marry a prince and be driven down the Mall in a carriage? If so, Mrs Middleton bore the slightly stunned, unreal expression of one who has woken up to find the dream come true. They were followed by Prince Charles, in naval uniform, and the Duchess of Cornwall and then the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh. And then the bridesmaids and pages, the littlest, three-year-old Grace Van Cutsem, yawning from excitement and tiredness - the little girl, led out on to the balcony at the palace, would later cover her ears to shield them from the noise.

Then lastly, precisely on time, Kate Middleton and her father Michael, whose career started as a British Airways cargo dispatcher, slid into a royal Rolls-Royce at their hotel, the dress, subject of so much speculation, still hidden from view: all that could be seen was lace about the sleeves and a veil over the head. The secret of the elegant ivory gown, designed by Sarah Burton, had to wait another nine minutes until the bride stepped out of her limousine at the abbey.

The intention behind the service itself was a demonstration of Britishness: music by British composers – John Rutter and Peter Maxwell Davies and the young Welsh composer Paul Mealor as well as Elgar, Britten and Vaughan Williams – and old, favourite hymns: Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer, Love Divine, All Loves Excelling and Jerusalem.

The service itself, in conformity with the Church of England's 1966 prayerbook, was a mixture of modern and archaic English, during the course of which Middleton and her husband promised to love, comfort, honour and keep each other, forsaking all others and keeping only unto themselves. William also promised to share all his worldly goods with her.

In his address Richard Chartres, the bishop of London and the clergyman closest to the royal family, advised: "The more we give of self, the richer we become in soul; the more we go beyond ourselves in love, the more we become our true selves ... In marriage we are seeking to bring one another into fuller life." As he spoke of the Holy Spirit quickening within them, filling their lives with light and so leading on to family life, Middleton blushed and smiled.

There are those loyalists who say Princess Diana's spirit would be hovering and certainly her influence was seen most obviously as the couple left the abbey: the new duchess grinning with relief and joy, her husband smiling, but self-consciously blushing with eyes downcast, like his mother in a thousand photographs.

And so to the palace in the 1902 state landau, pulled by white horses. En route the only unforseen incident of the day occurred when a horse ridden by a member of the Household Cavalry escort bolted, throwing its rider as the procession passed Downing Street.

Only pride was dented, the Ministry of Defence said later: the horse "had had a bit of a moment".

Then those discreet kisses on the balcony. And that was thought likely to be that: retirement for the Queen's reception to partake of crab salad and duck terrine, smoked salmon on beetroot blini, asparagus spears and quails' eggs, langoustines and pork belly, Pol Roger champagne and wedding cake and to listen to Charles joke about passing his bald spot on to his son. After that spread, the 85-year-old monarch and her 89-year-old husband were understandably going to retreat to the country, leaving the youngsters to a dinner and disco. This is a prince less hidebound than his father and more informal.

For most couples the drive down the Mall would be the start of their drive into the sunset, but not this pair, not any longer: they turned sharp left 200 yards down the road into Clarence House to rest and recuperate before the evening.

Last night they were staying at Buckingham Palace. Today they set off on a fortnight's honeymoon – destination a closely guarded secret but one that is almost certain to be discovered in time for the Sunday papers: a new life for the Duke of Cambridge and a transformed one for his duchess. She will never walk unnoticed down a street ever again.

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The guardian 真係好幽默,bold 左的是很好的比喻~~

2011年4月26日 星期二

簡單就是...

晚上9:39 Posted by 嘈 No comments


Dayoff 可以訓到自然醒,可以訓到見到屬於黃昏的陽光。

起身有壽司、有pancake 食,仲有自己沖既latte。

噢,原來咁就已經心情好好!=]

圖片來源:google

Rubber (2011)

凌晨1:25 Posted by 嘈 No comments


Welcome to the world of no reason.

台譯為<超能輪胎殺人事件>。你沒有看錯,我也沒有看錯。輪胎有超能力殺人的公路電影。
如果不能忍受沒有對白的荒誕劇情,請放棄。畫面大部分時間都是tilt-shift了的Robert,但配樂有一手。
看Robert (噢,那是條tyre的名字)時我想起瘋殺遊戲。
觀眾是不是就是片中那些觀眾,是非不分照單全收,毒藥也放進口?
演員不知自己是演員,假得不合理也照做?
爆頭是Robert仔的超必,就算喜歡的索女化身,罵他三次廢物亦不能悻免。
諷刺、諷刺、諷刺。

換來過癮的85分鐘。



美女主角Roxane Mesquida


Robert看到同類被屠殺的一刻。(好唏噓呀...)

導演先生Quentin Dupieux 所有可以控制的都差不多出自他的名下。劇本(screenplay), 製片(cinematography), 剪接editing,都是他。幸好只是cult,沒有淪為(打)飛機片。 嘻嘻。

2011年4月23日 星期六

如果我是...

晚上9:32 Posted by 嘈 No comments
曾經...
因為家人的關係,我很想變成她。
老爸從我一開始讀書就跟我說她怎麼厲害...
怎麼賺得多錢...
到大學時,我選了語文。
更加多說話入耳,連伯父也加張咀。

那個她是某張姓的女作家。

但如今,要做,我也不要像她。
文字和生活也是堆砌出來,說著「愛情真諦」。

我要做我自己,寫著我的文字我的語調。

不明的扭傷

凌晨12:51 Posted by 嘈 , No comments

昨天開始,右手由痛開始。由於左手也有損傷,不能擦藥。於是就拿出家裡的阿婆貼打算止痛。



可惜,一覺醒來仍是劇痛難當。於是要敷藥。



累我下星期要返四日office 的右手.....


還好我什麼也可以作樂,於是用typogram弄了下面這張圖...



對,welcome to fight club


我實在覺得好像拳手的紮法...囧rz 可惜本人是個左撇子,作文,還是要改...

2011年4月19日 星期二

他一個人

下午1:10 Posted by 嘈 No comments

因為對別人說是太晚,我才剛放工。


根本沒有預你的一份,硬要說要去也沒有預你。


怕你辛苦,但我的最苦不是辛苦,而是孤苦。


不要臉又何苦呢?


等於間接跟我說:「你只是個outsider 而已。」


所依所恃的都一一失去。這一年的頭幾個月就讓我知道這是失去的一年、選擇的一年、成長的一年。


想法、念頭也都有了。乾脆地實行吧。我並不討厭忙碌,但我討厭忙碌令我不停失去。


我怕我怕我怕。


到最後,我連自己也失去了


2011年4月17日 星期日

To-buy List之衣(Summer 2011)

下午4:17 Posted by 嘈 No comments
1. 紅色薄外套 (preference ralph lauren)
2. oversize 男裝白恤衫
3. 紅色平底鞋
4. 波點短褲
5. 黑色polo tee
6. 灰色agnes b. tee
7. 紅色淨色tee
8. 黑色薄外套
9. oversize band tee x2
10. longchamp 大袋一隻
11. 黑色踩腳褲

2011年4月8日 星期五

Never Let Me Go (2011)

晚上11:47 Posted by 嘈 No comments

倫敦總依戀雨點的清明時節,為了懷念那份感覺,就看一套英國的電影吧!


說的是七十年代的科幻複製人故事,但顯現的卻是淡淡的青蔥。色彩都是淡然的大地色系,正好跟第二女主角暴烈的妒忌來一個大對比。典型的英式,克制、格律。


不是中化問題,我不會說人倫道德。The story is all about lies. 唯獨愛是真的。唯美、純愛,換了是台灣或港產片,都一定中人欲嘔。(可能是我超齡了)但英國風味卻來得剛好,不落俗套。


要是我知道自己是個複製人,我一定會找出真身,把她殺了,好好地用真身的身份生活。反正DNA、指模都是一樣,扮作意外失憶,死的是"複製"的那個,就能掩人耳目啦!我一定不會如此地馴服。嘻嘻。


其實我好戥阿二唔抵。搶到手為何內疚?既然一件污兩件穢,男的又不中用,看到他跟她眉來眼去又怎樣?一天不放手,依然是我的。


我倆,其實有三個人。只不過其中一個是局外人而已。


2011年4月5日 星期二

文化沙漠的田園中

晚上9:52 Posted by 嘈 No comments

第一部曲:沒有太多思考的彼思

介紹一下,他是我家小熊,名字叫阿丹。他生在倫敦希思路機場。負責舟居勞頓。

另一隻叫湯美,負責宅在家中,安份地做隻抱抱熊。

其實我是熊痴,總覺得他們是有自己的意識,就像魔鬼怪嬰那些布偶一樣。

是門外疑似曾出現在時代廣場的小綠人群。右面是朋友的叫阿九的狗狗。

人很多,大家跟"實Q"在玩快閃遊戲。聽得最多的是「唔好影相」,但場內如果有2000個人,大概有1500部單反。

其實,傳媒都報導了所有 (對,是所有)亮點。連看財經透視都報導,有一點像花潮的感覺。

人人也在趁墟。

不同物料的草圖很精彩,那個黑房裡的繽紛歡樂令我魂遊了一陣子。

Pixar是一個充滿異色的幻想世界。明明他是計算,是商業,但總令我們乖乖付鈔。

可能是我期望過高,我真的覺得-

雷聲大雨點小。

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第二部曲:哪門子的創意?

香港創意品牌展覽,很諷刺地,單看名字就很沒創意。

又係G.O.D又係又一山人又係小克又係Vivienne Tam又係偉易達又係Michael Lau.....(呵欠)

畢竟是政府的場,跟我們偉大的特區政府講創意?創意食唔食得架?飽唔飽架?

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第三部曲:我愛海報

精彩要帶腦袋的,要算是海報三年展。

可以拍照,因為你、我、他也抄不了。

文化根基請自備,否則我勸你先找導賞耳機。

甚麼國家地區的展品也有,但以歐亞為主。

話題也應有盡有,由核幅員幅射到狗大便都有。

下面那兩幅,看得我有點心酸,眼眶有點溫熱。澳門回歸十年時,香港人的手筆。

這兩個城市同途異路。

一國、兩制、三權、四維

花開、赤化

行不行?成不成?

當時,響起公司電話。X !

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曲終:

文化博物館敗在展品的擺放指示不足,幾個展覽也是這樣。行得我跟早幾天的天氣一樣-一頭霧水。一..一 看海報最誇張,真的好像在迷宮。不,應該這樣說,根本就是在沿著腦內神經一直在走。

話說,看pixar時看到一團團的學生。帶學生看pixar,有屁用?通識講動畫做例子?OLE湊數?

如果我是日校老師,我一定是帶「壞」學生的那位。